Greetings, fellow Americans. I come to you with important predictions about events that will unfold in 2015.
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "C'mon, Rex, you can't see into the future" or "Quit pullin' my leg" or "I think I'll stop reading now." DON'T STOP READING!
My prescient pre-observations of the coming year are absolutely guaranteed to be 100 percent "nowccurate." That means they are indisputably correct — at least right now.
Nowccuracy became an increasingly critical part of the media landscape this past year, as cable news networks focused more than ever on telling us exactly what was happening in a breaking news story, regardless of whether what was happening was correct or had any bearing on the news itself.
Take the disappearance of a Malaysia Airlines jet, a mystery that CNN embraced with a bear hug of 24-hour speculation. Granted, much of what the network reported on wound up being incorrect, but it seemed true at the time, and thus was completely nowccurate....
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