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Straight up, people, we?re not going to tell you everything. Like where
to kick it with the non-Nazi
skinheads, where to score an ounce of sticky green, or the best massage
parlor to frequent for a ?happy ending.? As far as how to find P-town?s
way-underground speakeasies, and where to shoot back-alley craps, we
know, but we ain?t drawin? you no map, biscuit. That info we keep on
the low, and far from the po-po.
But we will school you...
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