Friday, April 6, 2001
Filler Friday: Google Bombing
Today, uber readers, you have a chance to make history.
Or at least legitimize some new
jargon
I'm about to make
up.
Today's jargon of the day is:
GOOGLE BOMBING
Google is unique among search engines in that while it almost always shows
you pages that have the exact keywords you are looking for, occasionally it
will show you pages that don't have those keywords, but other pages
linked
to that page with those words.
I first discovered this when searching for internet rockstar, which turned
up Ben's page. At the time though, he did not actually have that phrase on
his page however the legions of teeny-bopper blogger morons who linked to
him always used that phrase in their links.
In a bizarre surreal bow to the power of perception on the web, what you say
about a page becomes just as important as the actual content of the page.
The page must be what other people say it is. That Google adheres to this
rule and is by far the most effective search engine raises many interesting
issues, none of which I will attempt to discuss or explicate.
Now Google is smart, simply having tons of the same links with the same
phrase on a single page will do nothing. It requires a multitude of pages to
have that link with specific link text. But this power can be harnessed with
a concentrated group effort.
And it must be harnessed, and for one very important goal: make Andy
"talentless hack"
Pressman look
stupid.
Here's how you can join in the first ever international google bombing:
1. Get a web site. If you already have a web site, you can skip this step.
If not, be a cheap bastard and go
Geocities
,
Angelfire
,
Pitas
, whatever. I don't care. Everyone has
something to say blah blah blah personal expression yadda yadda. Just
remember the Google bombing.
2. Whenever you update your site, which should be approximately three to
five times a week, be sure to include the following HTML at some point:
Andy <a href="http://www.ohmessylife.com">"talentless hack">/a<
Pressman
3. Add your site to
Google
.
4. Wait for the magic to happen! Soon, whenever you type in
talentless hack
into
google
, you'll see
Andy
"talentless hack"
Pressman
smiling right back at you.
Adam Mathes loves Google
+++