Thomas & Friends Season 7

The Fat Controller : Thomas, meet Emily.

Thomas : Hello, Emily.

Emily : Hello, Thomas.

The Fat Controller : Emily, collect your coaches. You and your driver must learn the line.

Emily : Yes, sir.

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Driver : [to Emily] These aren't your sort of coaches, but I suppose they'll do.

Annie and Clarabel : How dare he say "we'll do"!

Percy : I've got important news - the tracks on Toby's line are wobbly!

Gordon : Ha! Old and wobbly just like Toby! That's not news! Can't stop to listen to your silly chatter! [leaves]

Percy : Gordon never listens to me.

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[after hearing the news about Thomas and his mishap on Toby's line]

Gordon : Worry wheels!

James : Fussy funnel!

Thomas : Hello. Where are you going?

Fergus : To the quarry.

Thomas : Watch out for Bill and Ben the twins. They love to make mischief.

Fergus : I won't let young rascals rattle me!

Thomas : You don't know the twins like I do!

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Fergus : Wait for the "all clear" signal. Do it right.

Bill : There he goes again! [mocks Fergus] "Do it right", from morning till night!

Ben : Keep your funnel out of our quarry!

[Skarloey refuses to cross the bridge]

Driver : We'll pick up the trucks

Rheneas : But if you don't cross the bridge soon, The Fat Controller will be cross.

Cranky : [after Edward is knocked off the track] You useless little engines are always in the way!

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[after Edward is mended]

Edward's Driver : I can hear music.

Edward : That's not music, that's an alarm.

Thomas : What's the matter with you, Henry?

Henry : My boiler's grumbling.

Thomas : Maybe it's grumbling at you!

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Percy : Hurry up, Henry!

Henry : I can't go any faster.

Thomas : You're just being lazy.

James : [after Percy has splashed mud on Gordon] Keep your dirt away from me! I'm collecting the mayor today!

Gordon : I should do that.

James : Really? You need a washdown first!

Gordon : Pah!

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Gordon : Is collecting the Queen of Sodor important work, too?

The Fat Controller : Very important work. Do I have a volunteer?

James : Very important work? I'll do it!

The Fat Controller : Then it's settled. She's waiting at the canal.

James : Thank you, sir!

The Fat Controller : The refreshment lady needs another place for another tea room.

Peter Sam : I can find her a beautiful place.

Refreshment lady : I knew it. It'll be a piece of cake.

Peter Sam : Tea rooms don't leave in cakes.

Refreshment lady : It's just my way of saying it would be fun and easy to find the right place.

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Rusty : [looks at the derailed coach] Driver said this shed is useless now.

Peter Sam : It's not a shed. It's an old railway coach.

Trucks : Chuff chuff chuff! You tug and huff! But you're so rusty you can't even puff!

Arthur : Stop singing! Trucks should do as they're told!

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Thomas : Oh, Arthur, what a mess!

The Fat Controller : What happened here?

Arthur : The trucks were singing. I told them to stop but they made me go too fast.

Thomas : Please, sir. It's my fault.

[he explains about Arthur's mishap]

The Fat Controller : Arthur, it's fruitless for me to say more, but, Thomas, you must help clear up this mess.

Miller : [after Toby's mishap with the trucks] If I can't sell my flour, I will have to shut down the windmill.

Toby : I'm sorry.

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[after the storm earlier destroyed the windmill]

Toby : The windmill is damaged!

Miller : This means the end of my business. I can't afford the timber to make repairs.

Percy : Where are you going?

Donald : Lord Callan's Castle.

Harvey : By Castle Loch.

Percy : I'm glad I'm not going to Castle Loch.

Douglas : Scared the monster might get you!

Donald : He might!

Douglas : There is not!

Donald : Is too!

Douglas : Is not!

Donald : Is too!

Douglas : There is not!

Donald : Is too!

Douglas : Is not!

Donald : Is too!

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The Fat Controller : [on the phone] Donald and Douglas trapped by the Loch? I'll send help as soon as I can.

Rheneas : How can I make the children's day really special?

Rusty : You know the mountains better than any engine.

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Children : [after Rheneas has stopped] It was the best school trip ever!

The Fat Controller : You gave the children a wonderful trip. You really are a very useful engine.

Rheneas : Oh, thank you, sir!

Salty : It may be sunny now, matey. But there be a storm comin'.

Thomas : [mocks him] It may be sunny now, matey. But there be a storm comin'.

Percy : There be a fierce storm on the way, cap'n!

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Thomas : Sorry if we hurt your feelings.

Percy : We were only copying you because we think you're grand.

Salty : Then say no more, me hearties!

Oliver : I'm a Great Western engine. I shouldn't have to shiver.

Toad : Begging your pardon, Mr. Oliver. But I think snow is splendid.

Oliver : Hurrumph!

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Girl : Look! Our snowman has eyes in it's tummy!

Boy : No, it doesn't. It's Oliver!

[the children put the snowman's clothes on Oliver]

Children : Oliver's a wonderful snow engine!

Trucks : [after Thomas derails] He's fallen in the water!

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Thomas : Thank you for helping me.

Arthur : Thank you .

Thomas : But please tell The Fat Controller because I don't like fish.

Skarloey : Duncan think's he's fast. But he's just a bossy boiler.

Rusty : Better safe than fast.

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Stationmaster : You must wait for the brake van.

Duncan : Nonsense. I pushed heavy loads in plenty of times.

Driver : Let's go, Duncan, but we must be careful.

Harvey : What's the longest train you've ever pulled?

Salty : Have you ever worked Mersey?

Harvey : Have you ever crashed?

Murdoch : Please! I want some peace and quiet and I don't want to share a shed with chatterboxes.

Harvey : [offended] No need to be rude.

Salty : We're only being friendly, matey.

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Murdoch : I'm sorry that I was cross. I'm very pleased to share a shed with you.

Harvey : And we're pleased to have your company.

Salty : Aye, we are. It reminds me of a story.

Diesel : The Fat Controller wants you to work at the Smelter's.

Fergus : Me?! But I'm the pride of the Cement Works.

Diesel : Not anymore. The Fat Controller says I'm better than you.

Fergus : It's not fair! I love working here!

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[after Thomas has saved Fergus]

The Fat Controller : Fergus, explain yourself.

Fergus : I ran away. It's scary here.

Thomas : Diesel told Fergus that you wanted him at the Smelter's forever.

The Fat Controller : Nonsense, Fergus. You are the pride of the Cement Works. I shall send Diesel to the Smelter's, and you can go back to the Cement Works tomorrow.

Fergus : Oh, thank you, sir!

Thomas : Bulgy, what are you doing here?

Bulgy : I'm being repaired. I'm going back on the road.

Emily : I think you'll be helping the new farmer. He needs to deliver his vegetables across the island.

Bulgy : Vegetables?! I'm going to carry passengers!

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Bulgy : Silly hens! Silly passengers! You can have them both!

Emily : The farmer still needs help with his vegetables.

Bulgy : A vegetable bus? Hey, that's not such a bad idea!

Percy : Don't forget to come the the Vicar's party!

Harold : Thanks for the invitation, but duty calls!

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[upon hearing the bad news about Pegasus]

Percy : Pegasus? That's a funny name for a horse.

The Fat Controller : It's the name of a flying horse in a very old story.

Percy : Flying horse?! Horses can't fly!

[Sir Topham and Lady Hatt are on their way to the grand opening]

Pilot : Engine trouble. Harold's not going anywhere today.

Lady Hatt : But I've been looking forward to the grand opening all week!

The Fat Controller : And I, my dear, will find a solution.

[he turns his attention to the red balloon]

Lady Hatt : Topham, you cannot be serious! Me, ride in this?!

The Fat Controller : The wind direction is perfect. We'll be there in no time.

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[after the balloon has fallen through the tree]

Lady Hatt : My hat is ruined!

The Fat Controller : So is mine.

Percy : I'm going to have flags and streamers.

Thomas : I'm going to have a big red banner.

Murdoch : What decorations will you have, Gordon?

Gordon : Decorations aren't dignified for an important engine like me! I pull the Express!

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James : We could have a contest for the Best Dressed Engine.

[Gordon arrives]

Gordon : A contest! I'm bound to win any contest!

James : You will have to be decorated. This is a Best Dressed Engine contest!

Gordon : Not me! You'd never catch me looking so ridiculous!

Gordon : Don't forget the water!

Spencer : Who cares?!

Thomas : He'll be in trouble soon.

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Gordon : Run out of water?

Spencer : Yes! I must have a leaky tank!

Gordon : Perhaps. But we'd better hurry. Everyone is waiting.

Thomas : [about his snowplow] I don't need that silly old thing!

Elizabeth : Stuff and nonsense. You can't be a reliable engine if you can't get through the snow.

Thomas : You know I'm reliable. I just don't like my snowplow.

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Thomas : [about the accident] It wasn't your fault, Elizabeth. It's the slippery roads.

Rusty : Don't use the old wooden bridge. It's dangerous.

Duncan : How would you know? You're only a diesel.

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The Fat Controller : [to Duncan, after crossing the collapsed bridge earlier] That was very irresponsible.

Duncan : Yes, sir. Sorry, sir, and Rusty, you were very brave.

The Fat Controller : Yes, Rusty. You really are a useful engine.

Rusty : Thank you, sir.

Percy : Hello, Thomas. I'm taking the Fat Controller to Sports Day.

Thomas : You can see the egg-and-spoon race.

Percy : I didn't know eggs and spoons had races.

Bertie : The children race with eggs on spoons.

Thomas : And the winner gets a medal. I wish I could have a medal.

Percy : You need to win a race first. I'll race you, Thomas.

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Children : Three cheers for Thomas, the #1 engine!

Bertie : But I still won the race.

Narrator : Thomas just peeped happily.

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