April Fools' Day

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The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. ~ Mark Twain

April Fools' Day is celebrated in different countries around the world on April 1 every year. Sometimes referred to as All Fools' Day , April 1 is not a national holiday , but is widely recognized and celebrated as a day when many people play all kinds of jokes and foolishness. The day is marked by the commission of good-humoured or otherwise funny jokes, hoaxes , and other practical jokes of varying sophistication on friends, family members, teachers, neighbors, work associates, etc.

Quotes

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  • When you want to fool the world, tell the truth .
    • Otto von Bismarck (born 1 April 1815), as quoted in American Speaker : Your Guide to Successful Speaking (1992) by Aram Bakshian.
  • The first of April, some do say
    Is set apart for All Fools' Day;
    But why the people call it so,
    Nor I, nor they themselves, do know.
    • Poor Robin's Almanac (1760), "All Fools' Day".
  • Dzie? pierwszy kwietnia, tak zwany prima aprilis ( prima znaczy po łacinie dzie?, aprilis ? bzdura), jest jedynym dniem w całym roku, kiedy p?dz?ce ku wio?nie ?ywioły, my?li, słowa i zmysły obchodz? szalony, obł?kany karnawał i korzystaj?c z tradycyjnego przywileju puszczaj? si? na kosmiczne ?arty, mi?dzyplanetarne awantury, niespodzianki rozp?tanego chaosu i tryumfuj?c? bzdur? zadaj? na ka?dym kroku kłam ustalonemu porz?dkowi rzeczy!
    • Translation: The first day of April, also known as Prima Aprilis (from Latin prima , day; aprilis , humbug), is the only day of the year when elements, thoughts, words, and senses, all rushing towards springtime, observe a crazy, mad carnival and thanks to a traditional privilege abandon themselves to cosmic pranks, interplanetary riot, surprises of unleashed chaos , when at every step triumphant drivel flies in the face of the usual order of things!
    • Antoni Słonimski and Julian Tuwim , in W oparach absurdu [In the Fumes of Absurd] (in Polish), 1958.
  • The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
    • Mark Twain , as quoted in Quick and Fun Activities for Every Day of the Year (2001) by Tim Tuck and Karen Froloff, p. 1.
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