Entertainment Rapper B.o.B. Insists The Earth Is Flat, Illuminati Helpless To Stop Him by Billy Antonio November 18, 2018 by Billy Antonio November 18, 2018 1.6K A few weeks ago, Tila Tequila freaked the hell out on Twitter, going on a giant rant about how the earth was really flat. This may have been related to some kind of mental illness she was suffering that I was not aware of upon writing a post about that freak out, and I’d like to apologize for that. Although?strange as it may sound, a lot of conspiracy theorists are actually quite sane, albeit deeply misinformed. However, it looks like her “theory” is catching on. Atlanta-based rapper B.o.B. has spent the last day and a half or so trying to convince his Twitter followers that the earth is flat. As far as I know, as of this writing, he is relatively sane. Ish. A lot of people are turned off by the phrase “flat earth” … but there’s no way u can see all the evidence and not know… grow up ? B.o.B (@bobatl) January 25, 2016 pic.twitter.com/3hFuz01VIP ? B.o.B (@bobatl) January 25, 2016 y’all be like… “you’re not high enough to see the curve…keep going” pic.twitter.com/dzgYpIIao3 ? B.o.B (@bobatl) January 25, 2016 His belief in a flat earth seems to be based upon some extremely poorly written things he’s read, and the fact that he can’t see the earth curving . Also, this is apparently supposed to mean something? Some kind of NASA conspiracy theory? https://twitter.com/bobatl/status/691475484899577859 And somehow it relates to the freemasons, because of course it does. pic.twitter.com/TmeQKHaqqG ? B.o.B (@bobatl) January 25, 2016 Oh man, look at all those guys with their compasses! Surely there was some kind of official illuminati meeting in which they all decided “OK, so when you do a portrait, make sure you pose with a compass, all right? That way, many years in the future, people will be able to figure out how you all colluded over many different centuries to convince the world that the earth was round instead of flat! For reasons! What reasons? Well, you’ll have to ask the illuminati of the illuminati about that. We’re just middle managers here. It also somehow is related to the moon landing being faked? https://twitter.com/bobatl/status/691636965448507392 Like many other conspiracy theorists, B.o.B. insinuated that those who disagreed with him were sheeple. current situation pic.twitter.com/b2ZmDvUErH ? B.o.B (@bobatl) January 25, 2016 And, naturally, encouraged them to “do their own research.” Don’t believe what I say, research what I say ? B.o.B (@bobatl) January 25, 2016 “Research,” in the way conspiracy theorists mean it, does not mean reading scientific journals or papers, but rather watching YouTube videos like the ones B.o.B. references in his tweets. Part 1 : https://t.co/zsPwBKIAYA Part 2 : https://t.co/oMZ55xlU21 ? B.o.B (@bobatl) January 25, 2016 Or like this one about Michael Jackson’s secret message to the illuminati, which is my favorite thing that ever happened in life. You should not, of course, consult actual scientists like Neil deGrasse Tyson about this, because he is probably in it with the illuminati. @bobatl Earth’s curve indeed blocks 150 (not 170) ft of Manhattan. But most buildings in midtown are waaay taller than that. ? Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) January 25, 2016 @bobatl Polaris is gone by 1.5 deg S. Latitude. You’ve never been south of Earth’s Equator, or if so, you’ve never looked up. ? Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) January 25, 2016 @bobatl Flat Earth is a problem only when people in charge think that way. No law stops you from regressively basking in it. ? Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) January 25, 2016 This is true. People can believe in a flat earth all they like. They can also believe in chem trails, or that the Holocaust never happened, or that all of our world leaders are shapeshifting lizard people. They can even express concern about what the queers are doing to our soil . There are piles and piles of people on YouTube spouting insane theories on pretty much anything you can possibly think of. Here’s a guy who thinks a commercial for Miracle Whip is part of some wacky Satanic plot or something! No one is silencing these people! They are right out there, in public, on the internet, and everywhere you go. Alex Jones has his own internet radio show or whatever. If there were some centuries-long conspiracy theory to make people think that the earth was round (for no apparent reason), the Illuminati would probably be on it’s way to take out B.o.B. and Tila Tequila and Sherri Shepherd and a hell of a lot of YouTubers, in order to keep their deep dark secret. But I’m pretty sure all those people are going to be OK. I mean, if the Illuminati was as powerful as these people seem to think it is, surely they’d have the power to control YouTube and Twitter . [ B.o.B. on Twitter ] Original by Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse b.o.b. conspiracy theories flat earth illuminati Billy Antonio previous post Frisky Q&A: Great Author Sara Benincasa Talks Young Adult Fiction, Zelda Fitzgerald & Women In Comedy next post Christoga: Ex-“Northern Exposure” Star Janine Turner Presents Yoga For Christians Related Posts Conspiracies That Gloom Over Britain! Who is Prince... January 26, 2020 The Weird Explanation Why Some People Think Prince... April 9, 2019 15 Things You Didn’t Know About The Illuminati October 27, 2018